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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I've discovered something so cool that you can do with Google. Kuya Nicki, my former tutor but now a family friend, taught me this trick.

First, go to Google, everyone's savior.
Next, type find Chuck Norris. Don't click that Enter button just yet!
Click I'm feeling lucky instead.
Have fun reading! :))

So you're probably thinking: Is this Google's idea of a practical joke?
The answer is no but the real question is: Are you even in Google?

Check out the URL. It says http://www.nochucknorris.com/
Yes, that is a real website :))

Also, if you try clicking any of the links on the upper part of the window, they won't work. They won't lead you anywhere but that site so don't bother.

Who exactly is Chuck Norris?
Yes, he is a real person and that is his real name. Well, "Chuck" is his nickname and "Carlos Rey Norris" is his full name but all the same, he's not using a screen name. According to Wiki pedia, he's an American martial artist, action star, and television and film actor.

[Source: http://www.chuck-norris.fr/]

I've never seen any of his movies but according to Kuya Nicki, his Filipino counterpart is Lito Lapid. He's almost like a fictional character because there are online jokes about him, like this website I found that had "Chuck Norris Facts".

Here are some of my favorite:

Fact #1: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Fact #2: There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Fact #3: Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Fact #4: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Fact #5: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Fact #6: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Fact #6: Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Fact #7: Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Fact #8: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Fact #9: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Fact #10:Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Interesting, ei? :)

Labels: chuck norris, google

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